Q:What is 3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3?
A:A big forest
Q:What do hedgehogs eat? A:Prickled onions
Q:What kind of key opens a banana?
A:A monkey
Q:What is 3+3 backwords?
A: 8
why did the chicken cross the road
A:it did not.
Why cant dinosaur's clap.
A: because there dead.
A:A big forest
Q:What do hedgehogs eat? A:Prickled onions
Q:What kind of key opens a banana?
A:A monkey
Q:What is 3+3 backwords?
A: 8
why did the chicken cross the road
A:it did not.
Why cant dinosaur's clap.
A: because there dead.
Do you know a funny joke or riddle?
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
By Dhruv 5th Class
Abuse
To
Humans
By Dhruv 5th Class
Q: What is Spidermans favourite food?
A: Spider webs.
Q: What is pandas favourite food?
A: Pandboo sticks.
- By Alex - 3rd class
A: Spider webs.
Q: What is pandas favourite food?
A: Pandboo sticks.
- By Alex - 3rd class
Q. Why does a bee humm?
A: Because it forgot the words.
- By Farouk - 5th class
A: Because it forgot the words.
- By Farouk - 5th class
Q Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken.
-By Thomas B - 3rd class
Q. Why is Messi called Messi?
A: Because he doesn't clean his room.
- By Jacob - 5th class
Q: Why did the bird fly to Africa?
A: Because it was too long to walk.
-By Alex - 3rd class
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken.
-By Thomas B - 3rd class
Q. Why is Messi called Messi?
A: Because he doesn't clean his room.
- By Jacob - 5th class
Q: Why did the bird fly to Africa?
A: Because it was too long to walk.
-By Alex - 3rd class
Q: What do you call a helicopter that smells?
A: A smelicopter.
Q: What do you call the Irish football team?
A: The Irish.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Red bull.
Q: What do you call Bruno Mars?
A: First man on Mars.
By Oliver Zborowski - 2nd class
A: A smelicopter.
Q: What do you call the Irish football team?
A: The Irish.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Red bull.
Q: What do you call Bruno Mars?
A: First man on Mars.
By Oliver Zborowski - 2nd class
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine.
Q: What do you get when you mix a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.
By Jack Mc Namara - 2nd class
A: Because seven ate nine.
Q: What do you get when you mix a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A woolly jumper.
By Jack Mc Namara - 2nd class
Q: What has four wheels and can fly?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the farm?
A: It went to the other side.
Q: What's the difference between a car and a bar.
A: A car bar
Q: What's the difference between a bar and a spider?
A: A barder.
Q: Why did the toy's cross the road?
A: To get to the chicken on the other side.
By Michael Mongan - 2nd class
A: A garbage truck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the farm?
A: It went to the other side.
Q: What's the difference between a car and a bar.
A: A car bar
Q: What's the difference between a bar and a spider?
A: A barder.
Q: Why did the toy's cross the road?
A: To get to the chicken on the other side.
By Michael Mongan - 2nd class
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the farm.
Q: Why is TnT so good?
A: It can blow you up.
By Callum Butler - 2nd class
A: To get away from the farm.
Q: Why is TnT so good?
A: It can blow you up.
By Callum Butler - 2nd class
Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God does not think he is Alex Ferguson.
By Alex Mc Mahon - 3rd class
A: Never enough.
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God does not think he is Alex Ferguson.
By Alex Mc Mahon - 3rd class
Q: How does hero-brine spy on people???
A: He uses spy-ders.
A random joke: An insult: Your IQ is lower then bedrock
ANOTHER random joke(I made it up): You can not eat your pet hot dog until you put bread on it. LOL
By Cian Fitzgerald - 3rd class
A: He uses spy-ders.
A random joke: An insult: Your IQ is lower then bedrock
ANOTHER random joke(I made it up): You can not eat your pet hot dog until you put bread on it. LOL
By Cian Fitzgerald - 3rd class
Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
Knock Knock. Knock Knock.
Who's there? Who's there?
Anee. Canoe
Anee Who? Canoe who?
Anee one like you. Canoe help me with my homework?
By Elis Andries - 3rd class
- 3rd c Q. What did the spider do on the computer?
A. Made a website.
Knock Knock. Knock Knock.
Who's there? Who's there?
Iva. Merry.
Iva who? Merry Who?
Iva sore hand from knocking. Merry Christmas.
By Thomas Wade- 3rd class
A. Made a website.
Knock Knock. Knock Knock.
Who's there? Who's there?
Iva. Merry.
Iva who? Merry Who?
Iva sore hand from knocking. Merry Christmas.
By Thomas Wade- 3rd class